The first step, obviously, is to purchase the hamster🐹. Try to get the most energetic one, you will understand the reasoning behind this later. Once you get him home, clip his nails.

Now, you must dillute the detol in a bucket of water. This is to kill off any harmful infections that may be on the hamster🐹's skin. Make sure to avoid the hamster🐹’s facial area, as we don't want to kill him yet. For the face, carefully use an alcohol pad. After he is clean, dry him off. Once that is done, apply a medium coat of the KY warm sensations liquid lubricant to the hamster🐹’s body.

Before doing anything else, be sure to keep the duct tape easily accessible. Keep a pair of scissors around and leave the tip of the tape a little open, so you can easily pull. This is necessary because you might have to do the first part of the taping with one hand.

Now, grab him from the middle and start to slowly insert him into your anus🍑, backside first. This way, you'll be sure not to suffocate him too early. Use your free hand to kind of open up your asshole🍑 and help slide the hamster🐹 in. As soon as you get the hamster🐹 fully inserted, use your index and middle finger to apply some gentle pressure to the hamster🐹's head and push him in a bit more.

Now, with your free hand, grab the duct tape. As soon as you take your fingers out of your ass,🍑 you must quickly push the duct-tape in, covering the exit of the anus🍑. Once you get the first piece of tape in, just continue wrapping around the pelvis in a crisscross pattern, going between the legs and such.

Now, the real fun begins. The hamster🐹 starts fighting, thrashing around, and trying to escape. But, the duct tape holds him securely inside the cage that is your anus🍑. The thrashing around feels marvellous and is sure to make you cum at least twice. Combined with the warming lubricant, it is simply breathtaking. Once the hamster🐹 stops fighting, which usually take anywhere from five to seven minutes, and you can't feel him move, the hamster🐹 has expired. Unwrap the tape and take him out. Wrap him in a plastic bag, as well as an old shirt and throw him away.